By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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