But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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