Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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