We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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