you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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