She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
