I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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