Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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