I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
The air taste purple.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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