quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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