i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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