I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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