He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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