How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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