i just google imaged poop.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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