How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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