Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
