TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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