It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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