i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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