so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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