We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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