i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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