Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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