And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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