kristin has been a bad kristin
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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