I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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