i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Someone signed my nipple.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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