I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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