There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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