She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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