I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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