called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
