what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
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