Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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