But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It was confusing and full of hummus
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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