You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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