i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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