I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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