..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Watching her eat just hurts me
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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