Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just want nice things and good sex
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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