At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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