fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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