Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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