I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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