Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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