none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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