i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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