the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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