i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize