no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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