I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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