Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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