Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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