Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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