the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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