ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
